Peter KlavenMar 31, 20201 min readGovernor Cuomo calls on CSB to hold free stand-up shows to prevent people from gathering in crowdsUPPER WEST SIDE -- Governor Andrew Cuomo has called on local publication "Comedy Sports Business" or "CSB" to host free stand-up comedy...
Peter KlavenMar 31, 20201 min readCanada announces $100k per person stimulus package on March 31. One day later they say April Fools!OTTAWA -- In an unannounced press conference on March 31st, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced a plan to distribute...
Peter KlavenMar 31, 20201 min readTrump defends statement of 38 million people in Seoul. Cites "prove it" as primary defenseWASHINGTON D.C. -- Yesterday Donald Trump, when asked about how the US is prepared to rebound from the Coronavirus pandemic, used Seoul,...
Peter KlavenMar 30, 20201 min read19 Video Company (19Vidco) suing Corona Virus (Covid19) for copyright infringementNEW YORK -- New York based filmmakers 19 Video Company,"19Vidco", is suing the Corona Virus, or "Covid19", for copyright infringement...
Master PioMar 23, 20208 min readFirst Mock Draft 3.0mock draft 3....1.0 and i swear its not a jets dra
Peter KlavenMar 21, 20208 min readHoochie Mama it's my first Mock Draft of 2020I swear I won't bring up corona virus
Peter KlavenJan 16, 20202 min readThe Mets have fired Carlos Beltran and are complete pussiesIt's official. The Mets are still huge pussies. They have officially parted ways with Carlos Beltran and will restart their search for a...
Master PioNov 1, 20193 min readi dont like the knicksNot true. but i gotta write something here in this heading. So lets just set the mood: the only taking is me taking myself to the cleaners
