very important

After careful consideration. deliberation. Examination. Rumination. Much Contemplation and meditation I've made my decision... Honestly it's such an easy and obviously 1A. Took maybe 2 seconds to make the decision. There was in fact 0 consideration or contemplation - it was just the obvious choice

Mashed potatoes.

Such a dynamic option with unlimited upside.

You can use you plate, bowl, cup, or hands. It's an easy eat that pairs with so many meals.

The luxury of a soft swirl to top off any meal? Or imagine sticking your head under the faucet and drinking it like a fountain -- and if you want to get nuts -- fill the tub up for a nice and warm, cloudy soak.

Sure cleaning it would be a bitch -- but you know what's an even bigger bitch ?

Being the guy whose got baked potatos on tap. Gross.

Yea you may have half baked potatoes at a moments notice, but youre also eating them alone, loser. Who wants to be known as the baked potatoes guy? Youre not doing yourself any favors - youre boxing yourself in. I dont care about the toppings - those toppings can be on any of the options. Its about practicality. And youre practically giving up on life.

Its an easy choice. Mashed potatoes

Honorable mention:

hash browns

P(otatoes)io