Should we as Americans have to work on Columbus Day?

Let's ask our friend Randolph Dupree:

"The guy discovered the New World!"

I've heard all I need to hear. The verdict is in. Columbus Day = legitimate national holiday. Time for me to go home.

PS - You, Me, & Dupree is an underrated classic. Very quotable comedy with a rocket Kate Hudson in her prime. However, when I was looking up that video to post it, I stumbled across this rave review on google:

Obnoxious and monotonous, "You, Me and Dupree" is yet another movie making fun of immature men and the women who put up with them.

All I can say is yikes. If making fun of immature men and women who put up with them is obnoxious and monotonous, consider me Miles Davis. Julian had it right.