Feelin Kinda Sunday... Week 4

I'm talkin' out of my head I'm so high on liiiiiiiiiife


Pre-Blog Note: Swiss Skydiver won the Preakness.




Now turn on some of the most pleasing sounds to the ear in human history:



LAST WEEK'S PICKS:


NE -7

BUF -1.5

HOU +3.5

SF -3.5

TEN -2.5

WASH +7

CIN +5.5

ATL -2.5

IND -11.5 (yikes, Jets)

CAR +6.5

DET +5.5 (biggest trap line ever for Arizona)

TB -6

DAL +5.5

GB +3

BAL -3.5


Top 5 Locks of the week: New England, Houston, Atlanta, Green Bay, Baltimore

Bold Prediction: Detroit and Carolina both win their games outright. BOO YAH!

Week 3 Record: 9-6

Week 3 Locks Record: 2-3 (shit!)

Week 3 Bold Prediction: White Chocolate!

Season Record: 24-19-1

Season Locks Record: 9-6

Season Bold Predictions: 1-2


Feel horrible about the 2-3 locks record last week. Got to go 5-0 this week. Good news, NFL Network has Cynthia on for the legendary "Cynthia's Projections" segment where she gives her predictions on the score of every game this week and the statistical performances of a few big name players. It is not at all a ripoff of Swami Sez and to be frank Cynthia I don't know her last name is more fun to watch than Chris Berman.




Chris & Cynthia (2019)


Now it's time for the....


LET THE BODIES HIT THE WEEK 4 THIS ONE'S FOR YOU CYNTHIA, SHE'S A REALLY COOL DANCER, CYNTHIA, MOVE IT TO THE GROOVE NOW PICKS:


CHI +3

DET +3

ARI -3

CIN -1.5

DAL -4

HOU -3.5

SEA -5.5

TB -7

BAL -14.5

LAR -13.5

LV +3

PHI +9

ATL +7


Top 5 Lock OTW: Cincinnati, Seattle, Tampa Bay, Los Angeles, Baltimore


5 favorites in the locks. Crazy town. Need a 5-0 week from the locks. Go favorites.


Bold Prediction: Philly beats San Fran outright. WHOOP!


Go Team. Go NFL (beat Covid). Go Cynthia.




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