What's that? It's week 9????? Are you saying I missed the last 4 weeks?
No matter. Back to business.
Press Play.
WEEK 4 RESULTS:
CHI +3
DET +3
ARI -3
CIN -1.5
DAL -4
HOU -3.5
SEA -5.5
TB -7
BAL -13.5
LAR -13.5
LV +3
PHI +9
ATL +7
Top 5 Lock OTW: Cincinnati, Seattle, Tampa Bay, Los Angeles, Baltimore
5 favorites in the locks. Crazy town. Need a 5-0 week from the locks. Go favorites.
Bold Prediction: Philly beats San Fran outright. WHOOP!
Week 4 Record: 4-8-1 (I'm retiring)
Week 4 Locks: 3-1-1 (I'm coming out of retirement!)
Week 4 Bold Prediction: Correct
Season Record: 28-27-2
Season Locks: 12-7-1
Season Bold Predictions: 2-2
Even with the poor performance in week 4, I'm 1 game above .500 overall, over .600 with the locks, and 2-2 on bold predictions which counts for double the points.
Weeks 5 - 8 were a wash. All I can say is Preperations A through G were a complete failure. Let's move on to Preparation H (aka week 9).
WEEK 9, FEELIN FINE, ON CLOUD 9, IT'S TIIIIIIIME!!!! (for some picks):
BUF +3
DEN +4
CHI +6.5
MIN -3.5
BAL +1
KC -10
HOU -6.5
NYG +2.5
LAC +1
DAL +14.5
ARIZONA -6
TB -3.5
NE -10
5 LOCKS OTW: Baltimore, Denver, Houston, Chargers, Buffalo
AND 1 MORE BONUS LOCK, THE GREATEST LOCK OF THEM ALL!!!!!
The pick is in... and it's...
ARIZONA! ARIZONA! ROD TIDWELL! LARRY FIRTZGERALD! PAT TILLMAN! EMMITT SMITH! DENNIS GREEN! BEANIE WELLS! JJ ARRINGTON! IT'S IN THE "CARDS"!
Arizona will take us to the promised land this week, fellas. You can take that to the bank.
Lastly, my BOLD PREDICTION:
Chase Edmonds scores 2 TDs and the Cardinals put up 45+ on Miami.
Best of luck to all. And of course, go ahead and let yourself feel kinda Sunday. Take it away Nance!