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Draft Day 2023

Welcome to Draft Day in the NFL. At least for one of the seven rounds. I could spend all day complaining about how the powers-that-be practically ruined the draft by reformatting it from Saturday-Sunday to Thurs-Fri-Sat, giving us a measly single round that will take roughly 4 hours to complete, ending sometime after midnight on the east coast. Instead I'll just go yell at a cloud and spare you the grievance. Onto the draft!

"Todd! Todd! Todd! Todd!"

(Still waiting on Mel to live up to his end of the bargain and retire after his Jimmy Claussen guarantee)

The Ball is tipped... and there you are..

Whoops, wrong sport. Let's try that again.

In the immortal words of the referee from Celebrity Death Match...

Draft Day Trades:

Trade #1:


TEN 2023 1st (no. 11)

TEN 2023 5th (no. 147)

TEN 2024 1st


ARZ 2023 1st (no. 3)

ARZ 2024 2nd

Trade #2:


PHI 2023 1st (no. 10 via NO)


MIN 2023 1st (no. 22)

MIN 2024 2nd


Carolina Panthers (via CHI) - Bryce Young, QB, Alabama

Houston Texans - Will Anderson, DE, Alabama

Tennesse Titans (via ARZ) - CJ Stroud, QB, Ohio State

Indianapolis Colts - Will Levis, QB, Kentucky

Seattle Seahawks (via DEN) - Jalen Carter, DT, Georgia

Detroit Lions (via LAR) - Devon Witherspoon, CB, Illinois

Vegas Raiders - Tyree Wilson, DE, Texas Tech

Atlanta Falcons - Broderick Jones, OT, Georgia

Chicago Bears (via CAR) - Paris Johnson, OT, Ohio State

Minnesota Vikings (via PHI via NO) - Anthony Richardson, QB, Florida

Arizona Cardinals (via TEN) - Quentin Johnson, WR, TCU

Houston Texans (via CLE) - Zay Flowers, WR, Boston College

Green Bay Packers (via NYJ) - Nolan Smith, DE, Georgia

New England Patriots - Joey Porter Jr, CB, Penn State

New York Jets (via GB) - Peter Skoronski, OT, Northwestern

Washington Commanders - Darnell Wright, OT, Tennessee

Pittsburgh Steelers - Jordan Addison, WR, USC

Detroit Lions - Drew Sanders, LB, Arkansas

Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Brian Branch, CB, Alabama

Seattle Seahawks - Christian Gonzalez, CB, Oregon

Los Angeles Chargers - Bijan Robinson, RB, Texas

Baltimore Ravens - Jaxon Smith Njigba, WR, Ohio State

Philadelphia Eagles (via MIN) - Emmanuel Forbes, CB, Mississippi State

Jacksonville Jaguars - Kelee Ringo, CB, Georgia

New York Giants - Michael Mayer, TE, Notre Dame

Dallas Cowboys - Jahmyr Gibbs, RB, Alabama

Buffalo Bills - Trenton Simpson, LB, Clemson

Cincinnati Bengals - Luke Musgrave, TE, Oregon State

New Orleans Saints (via SF) - Dalton Kincaid, TE, Utah

Philadelphia Eagles - O'Cyrus Torrence, G, Florida

Kansas City Chiefs - Jalin Hyatt, WR, Tennessee

There you have it folks. Call me at 555-MOCK to share your thoughts.

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