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whats up motherfuckers. what is up. Master Pio is back to youre screens after a silly-long hiatus due to a broken computer and a stubborn attitude.

i was living off my iphone - pretending i was okay. feeling like a square assed caveman in a world filled with wheels.

like brooks in the shawshank redemption

ill tell ya life was different without a computer.. as embarrassing to say, it broke towards the end of covid. everything i needed; my work, my digital life, and my other 14 onlyfans accounts were on that harddrive and for all i knew; gone. my stuff was like that voyager golden record sent into outer space - floating into the void. adrift in the abyss

maybe the worst - my onlyfans accounts - leaving all my girlfriends eagerly waiting for a message from hornytitman or sniffingpits084 or brucefromtoronto or showmethosefatareolas .. yearning for a "nice rack" comment once again... whilst viciously charging me. it had me feeling like i caught a bad viral (internet) std.

computerless and losing memory of all passwords - i felt defeated. relying on an iphone for all walks of life is very annoying and complicated in our 21st century internet society.  i had no way of accessing anything - used my notes app for ideas, the files app for writing, the ubereats app for jerking off. my eyes crusted onto a cracked phone screen with 12% battery. it was no way to live. i was at my end

i couldnt get a new computer because im not a millionaire. and i probably bought myself a few years pretending my old one would miraculously wake up one day.

but i stumbled across a computer a couple months ago and finally, like a baby bottom at 5 in the morning, wiped it clean.

and isnt icloud something else?? what a great tool. ive been able to recover it all. my accounts, my writings, my other half. its like im neo and i can plug back into the matrix whenever i choose.

feels good to be back and feels even better to see mocks still on here. im proud of my boss here - the proprietor of csb. i owe him the world for keeping this place alive. i quickly want to take this moment and apologize to all our fans around the world for my sabbatical. i thought id be fine without this. i was wrong. i give my word ill never let that happen again. for this unlocks everything.

i tremendously need to mock. so just call me landfill and lets pretend i never left.

and in spirits of my return to the 21st century heres a quick mock:

i blog again this week. and next week. and the week after that. and for as long as i have fingers ill be slappin keyboards and assholes.

man it feels good to start a new chapter.

I come to you in a post-covid world and im ready to tear it up. theres a lot to digest and even more to uncover.

Good energy

pio

ps this new computers' left shift key is broken unless pressed at the right angle, and its truly such a pain in the ass to use the right shift key (which i forget is a thing unless using punctuation marks.) its just not muscle memory....yet. so yah, im not always gonna capitalize. deal with it